My Roommate Doesn't Take Out the GARBAGE!!!

Damn....one of my roommates doesn't take out the garbage and i am tired of it! First of all, the garbage bins are located in the basement. we have to go down there in the dark. we don't have a flashlight because we are too lazy to buy one, and we have to carry that dirty ass shit up the stairs.

One time i told him to take it out because we haven't taken the garbage out for two weeks, and he claimed he forgot about it. he also claims he doesn't know when we are suppose to take it out. the reason why we don't say anything is because we are pussies. its funny how i can tell my girlfriend that she needs to communicate her problems with her roommate but i can't do it myself. so i need to figure out why i can't do it.

one, he is my friend. i graduated with his older brother, i know his sister, i know his parents. in some ways, i realized why he is like this. his sister says it all the time. he thinks he is the center of the universe and he is not deserving of such a chore.

i personally think that garbage is synonomous to his being. he is an incredible talker. he can draw attention and can talk your head off. if he lets you talk, its because he is chocking on some food. his wit is incredibly fresh and intelligent but his ability to be genuine is pathetic. he is a friend...but damn...if ever i use the term "grain of salt"...i would use it to describe him. if not this term, then "full of garbage"...is perhaps more fitting....

okay...i sound angry but you would be too if you have to go down there and swim in all that dust and muck, and mildew-ridden basement hoping you don't step on rats or shit or ratshit.....this sucks!

I'm a Hothead!

last wednesday, we were disappointed how we lost. and i still am not sure how we feel about how Ben reacted to a really physical player that is an easy thirty pounds heavier and burlier than him. i mean i really like the fact that Ben didn't get intimidated and back down from some chump. honestly, we have a pretty small team...we like pins when those big boys barreled down the lane. so in a way, i really commend Ben for standing up to them. now that is not to say that everyone else in the team are bunch of pussies. i mean i surely wouldn't consider myself a pussy. however, i prefer to handle it in another way. i would rather respond with my game than with brute force.
you see, i never start it. and i am sure Ben never starts it either. i don't mind if you run your mouth if you are good! if you can back it up...then make it happen. if you like to talk and you have a mild manner and you do it without insulting me, then i wouldn't mind at all. like in any game, there is a mental aspect to the game. players like to motivate themselves by intimidating their opponent. this is something i cannot tolerate! i think Ben is just the same way.
i am a decade older than Ben and i remember how i used to be when i was 23 years old. i used to run my mouth everytime the opponent try to run his mouth. hell, i would demean the guy guarding me by shooting a twenty footer in his face and run back running my mouth while not even looking at the basket to see whether or not i made it. usually i made it...it only works when you make it, and i made a lot of guys look stupid. in fact, i would run my mouth so much and whup his ass so badly in the court that they would either cry or stuck an elbow on my chin. of course, i prefered that they cry and shut their mouth but there were times when they popped me in the mouth. a lot of head butting and posturing occured but fighting meant forfeiture of the game. so cooler heads usually prevailed over my swelled up ego. actually, i was hoping someone from my team to jump in front of me to hold me down.....hehehehehe
fortunately, we never got to that point last wednesday. if we had, i would have stepped in to save Ben's ego. the dude is thrity pounds larger than he is. yes, Ben has experience in boxing and i am sure he can handle himself, but competition should only be kept to basketball and not the fisticuffs. yes, it took me several years to figure that out...and i am not really sure i have figured it out. but i figure that i stop with the bickering and just show them up with bball. besides, i'm so old and i get so tired, that i can only really play the game without having to talk trash.
will see what happens next game?!??!?!?!

Adult League Game Lost!

crap....we lost last wednesday to a bunch of slow rolling redwoods. the whole team averaged about 6'4 but they didn't run...they lumbered down the court. i thought we had a great game plan against them. pass the ball in offense to tire them out and run it up the court if we had the opportunity. of course, the only thing our opponent had going was experience and girth! so they end up crushing us on the screens. my neck is stil in pain and my nose is soar!

come half time, we got a two point lead. douglas did really well in driving to the basket and everything we shot went in, even though our shot selection were bad decision after another. yes, we were that lucky and they were that slow because they couldn't do anything but foul us when we drove to the basket.

the second half was atrocious! obviously, they got tired so the end up zoning us. we did a great job in passing the ball around and getting people open. unfortunately, someone put a lid on the basket because we couldn't hit anything. we missed eight in a row until i moved to the side and popped a three.

it got heated at times and ben got into a tussle with guys thirty pounds heavier than him. i don't know if that is such a good idea but he's a hot head. he ended up threatning this guy in the other team that was huge! i don't exactly know what he said, but i knew it wasn't nice. it wasn't like they were trying to kiss and make up.

anyways, we end up losing by four. we should have won but missing eight to ten shots in a row spells bad news in the end.

Damn...I don't want to do anywork whatsoever!

goddamn....i suck....i have no motivation to work whatsoever. it doesn't help that my kids do not want to learn shit either. all they care about is to make sure that in their peers' eyes, they are the coolest. so they put up a little defiance toward mr. algones and they happen to get points from everyone else. am i that notorious?

anyways, my afternoon kids, my beautiful kids that still greet me before they come in class, were freaking punks today! i wanted to let the reigns go and let them have at reciprocal strategies while they are reading without me having to guide them. no one wanted any part of it. actually, there are a few that took part but i hate it when only my all-stars contribute. maybe my kids aren't ready for reciprocal strategies on their own....maybe they need a little more time. bullshit...i have been on this reciprocal strategies since the beginning of the year....they don't need me to hold their hands anymore! it's time i tell them about my friend-that-still-have-problems-with-grammar-even-though-he-is-thirty-and-still-add-an-"s"-to-feet. see kids, "he didn't try in junior high. i remember when he just copied from my other friends just to get an "a" in Language Arts. my friends and i still laugh at him. now do you want to be like my friend?!?!?!"

oh wait....i already gave that speech a month into the school year! i can't believe i blew my wad a month into the school year. not to worry...those kids probably forgot about my story and there is nothing wrong reminding them again. maybe i'll show pictures!

stories i have for my wonderful kiddies:
1. of course, the notorious friend that is grammar handicapped....
2. being in an interview and has no clue how to express themselves....
3. "remember....you are not the only one with that last name....and if you screw up, everyone with that last name will be affected!!!!!!!! now you really don't want to disappoint your family do you?
4. Everett middle school is a college prep school....and i am preparing students to go to college....get on the bus now!!!!!
5. all my students come back and i know everyone's name...or at least their characteristics, but don't make me forget you!!!!!! you don't want me to not think about you!!!!!

Incredible Night in Bamboo 7!

i like it when everybody likes you....because when you have something really important to announce, you can pretty much get everyone together. well, ben kornell is the man of the hour because he was able to bring the whole san jose/tfa/ocala crew/pala crew together! just think...everybody pursuing their own goals and dreams, and we all stopped to hang out again. and for what...for ben kornell's bachelor party! but this is no regular bachelor's party...there weren't naked ladies dancing to music just bunch of overjoyed ben kornell fans trying to sing. anyways, it was great to see highsmith back. and it was fun to talk to the old ocala crew. i just enjoyed the whole night gettin' drunk and hanging out with old friends.

show me show me show me
how you do that trick
the one that makes me scream she said
the one that makes me laugh she said
show me how you do it
and i'll run away with you
and i'll run away with you

there are other songs that i like more than "just like heaven" by the cure but for some reason i am more comfortable singing this song. i think its because when i was young i thought this is the one song i wished girls would say to me if i end up hooking up with them. i thought smith is really freaky behind the black, super tight pants, high heeled shoes, and super pale features. anyways, i think i got one that will run away with me.

Adult League Begins!

We won!!! we didn't play because the team we were suppose to play didn't show up. actually, their captain showed up but his team failed to show up. we decided to play by ourselves and finally their team trickled in realizing they had already forfeited. we allowed them to play against us in a pick up game and it didn't seem like basketball was their favorite sport. i figure the result was going to be inevitable anyways because they sucked!

uneventful game but we really needed to shake the anxiety off us!

our team:
alex algones: has high school experience; MVP as a sophmore in the frosh-soph squad; 33 yrs. old, 5'10, 160 lbs., point guard.
nick lewis: no high school basketball experience but claimed that he could have easily played only if the coach eased off on the restrictions....does not regret it; went to UNC so he feels like he needs to play well; 24 yrs. old (just a zygote when i was in grade school learning how to write a paragraph), 6'3, 180lbs., guard.
ben tierney: no high school bball experience but played soccer; knows the value of teamwork and a hard competitor; can't miss him...looks like a young grizzly adams; 24 yrs. old (but looks older than me),5'10, 170 lbs., center.
ozark le: one year varsity experience; at one time could dunk on a 9 foot rim; shooter; 30 yrs. old, 5'11, 190 lbs., forward.
doug cameron: has high school exprience; good shooter but more importantly, the only one in shape; 5'11, 165 lbs., shooting guard.
gray smith: no team experience; maybe a little overweight but hustles and loves to rough it down in the post; big huge maryland fan and hates duke-need that in a team; 29 yrs. old, 6'0, 200 lbs., power forward.
dave s.: shooter; 6'0, 170 lbs., shooting guard.
ryan stewart: i gather very little experience; a black man that doesn't have to worry about intimidating anyone at all in the basketball court...hehehehe; young, professional, 5'9, 170 lbs., guard.
eric brown: never seen him play before; asked him if he prefers to bring the ball up or shoot and he responded, "i like to play defense..."; he looks like he is 5'9, young, guard.

there you have it....the 4th grade jv all-stars for 2006! 1-0!

The Yin that comes with the Yang

Okay....i wrote why i love leyla momeny and now that i really really love her... we can be comfortable in facing our discomforts because we all know that life is about managing both the good and the bad. i mean...you can't really grasp and appreciate the value of love without having learned and experienced the power of hate. you can't really know how happy you are if you have no idea what it is like to be sad. you don't know what you are missing, unless you know what you have. lastly, you can't realize how incredibly special this woman is unless you realize how much of a monster she can once in a while...hehehehhe

Top ten ways leyla momeny can annoy you....or me!?!?
1. her mouth is incredible witty....but it can also demean, berate, belittle, and before you know it she can hit you with a left hook that will rock you with something deeply embarassing about you.

2. annex to #1: always know where she is around you....she can hit you from all sides...with a pillow, a glove, a shoe, a book, knuckles.....

3. she tends to dig her hands in the most vulnerable and tickle ridden area of my body....the armpit! she gets a kick out of my uncomfortness.

4. when she drives, she hugs the rear bumper of the car in front of her going 80 miles per hour and she has no idea i want to dig my nails on the counter wanting to hold for my dear life.

5. she thinks people do not care what she is saying outloud in public. i don't think she understands that there are a lot of boring people out there who would love to listen to her.

6. imagine an orca falls in to the pool after shooting itself up over a hundred of feet up in the air and showering the whole crowd with water as it crashes down. well imagine leyla momeny in the shower without the incredible mass......just a lot of water splashing....you will come out wet!

7. she eats broccoli without cooking it!!!!!! you might as well eat grass!

8. she likes the lakers because she thinks kobe bryant is cute. as a die hard, live painful warriors fan, this really irks me!!!!!

9. she is going to use this list against me later on in life....and i am scared!!!!!

10. i am not going to have sex for a week.....crap!

Brokeback Mountain

Just saw brokeback mountain with leyla! Thank god i was with leyla...it would have been a little uncomfortable if i was with a guy friend. not that i would have walked out of the theaters separate from my friend but knowing my friends, they probably would request it. matter of fact, i don't think they would watch it with me alone.
whatever...i like the movie...didn't cry or anything but it was heartfelt. i am pretty open but i can't figure out why i couldn't cry for the both of them. i mean if it were a person and an animal, i probably would have cried. if it was two heterosexuals cheating, i would not cry for them because it would be immoral. but i don't think that is why i didn't cry for the both of those two loving gay guys. maybe i am not as open-minded as i think i am.
Things to do:
1. learn to empathize gay people's issues....
2. watch more "will and grace"....hehehehheheh

Why i love leyla

1. she has a great perky smile!
2. incredibly witty and sharp!
3. great sense of style...she can wear ross to second hand stores to 99 cents stores...and even kung fu shoes from a tourist spot out in chinatown.
4. which leads me to the next reason...she is cheap! not to say she doesn't like quality, but finding a good deal is like finding a contact lense on the floor....she can smell, see, hear a deal a mile away....hehehehh
5. she insist i eat healthy...and i try!
6. she loves her fam, fam loves her, fam loves me!
7. she is active even though she has no idea what basketball, football, soccer, hockey are.....she's learning but she doesn't give crap
8. she wrote me poems that made me tear up
9. my fam loves her, she loves my fam.
10. did i mention she's hot!

anyways, tomorrow will be my top ten reasons why she annoys me....heheheheehhe

11. okay...i better do an addition. if i am going to do top reasons why she annoys me...i better do a great job in placating her before she ignores me....that means no sex!
12. she thinks i'm great even though she knows i suck at some things....especially karoake.
13. her skin is so soft....so soft...
14. she's a damn good teacher and she inspires me to be a better teacher....
15. she's got a mouth...it can kiss, it can speak in verses, it can spit out insults, it can bite....
16. she let's me bite her sometimes...
17. when i go home, i know i will always get a hug!
18. we have incredible discussions, conversations, and interactions about anything and everything
19. she can forgive....
20. she celebrates our diversity....

anyways, enough kissing up....its making me sick!

I can't believe it...but i am part of the gentry!

My girlfriend and i are planning on living together in san francisco next year. we aren't really sure where we are going to live but i imagine somewhere in walking distance from where we both are going to work...the mission?!?!?
We figure housing in san francisco is ridiculous! we are in a very unique area where housing is exponentially higher than anywhere else in the country. whatever! it is something we have to accept considering we like the diverse culture, lifestyle and the environment that we really really like. yeah...its a pain seeing your money disappear from your account every month knowing it will never come back to roost but that is what you get for renting.
So whereever we are going to rent, we better maximize every reason why we both want to live in THE CITY... for cheap. so we figure the mission district. its diverse, its unique, its a community that we are comfortable with, and its cheaper than most neighborhoods without it being the "hood."
Its not as cheap as before but its not as rugged as it is before as well. we wished it was a little more rugged if it helped with the price but the rent is going to kill us. we enjoy the diversity that it offers. you walk around and you hardly ever hear english but everything is in dollars. you can have a sandwich, a burrito, a falafel, a hot dog, even a vegan concoction. at night, you can do salsa, merengue, hip hop, world beat, or dancing out in the streets with the homeless...and that's just one intersection of the mission!
So its a really cool place to live....unfortunately, we arent the only young, working class couple who thinks so. many young people are moving in and it sucks. i'm sure they are going to frown on us when we move in there. why? because people like us are hiking up the housing costs.

Our want of the cool, hip, cultured, fun neighborhood just helped raise rent in that area and subsequently helped kick out the marginalized and newcomers that made the area attrative in the first place!

So what the hell are we going to do now? Leyla thinks its immoral to move in. we are outbidding the uniqueness out of the place. we are making it cleaner, sane, sanitary and really really...too safe. i hate to say it....but we are gentrifiers....

I figure i work there right now and i am knee deep in the community....so what's your excuse?!

What some of our students go through

Oh my god...there are times when i have no clue why my kids act so crazy. you know...make a mess of the lesson that took hours to prepare by making noises, screaming, talking across the room randomly while i am giving directions. i know that they do this to ruin your life and every student that actually want to learn. they figure their lives are shitty, so they want to make sure everybody knows how they are feeling, literally make us feel the same way.
Maybe they want help....but they don't know how to express it. maybe they have no clue what they want and are unconciously calling out for help. or maybe they are just a bunch of selfish bastards that want you to know what it is like to be them.
So here's what happened....i was in a bus on my way back home in north beach. we got to union square and a drunk man waddled up the bus talking out loud. he wasn't schizo, just wanted attention. he kept on talking to himself until someone called him on his cell phone.
He refered to the other person as "bitch"...not so endearing at all! anyways, he kept on telling her how horrible she is and how her life is nothing without him. he would berate her and blame all the shit that had happened to him on her. i was shocked how this person on the other side kept talking to him. you would think the person would hang up on him! he didn't particularly had any reason to talk to her other than to reveal how shitty her life is without him.
But something changed quickly...i figured the woman gave the phone to their daughter. he suddenly changed his tone of voice and lavished his daughter with the same intensity of niceness. unfortunately, it was clear he wasn't part of her life. he asked her what school she went...what grade she was in...surprised that she was already a teenager!
[The phone passed back to the mother again] he started shouting on the phone again. i figure his daughter can hear him this time around. he was threatening the mother! he was telling her that if she isn't naked when he arrives, somebody is going to get hurt! he mentioned how battered ("fucked up") she was the last time they saw each other. he told her that he was stalking her...."look outside your bedroom window....now look outside you kitchen window....yeah you don't see me cuz i'm quick like that".....[laughing].
Now imagine what the kid was thinking at this point. she probably couldn't stand that this deadbeat dad only came to have sex while drunk with her mother. she was probably hoping that he wont beat the crap out of her. anyways, imagine how she is going to act in school tomorrow?!?!?!? do you think she is going to wake up all excited about school while in fear of what her mother was going through the night before?!?!? my goodness...

Is Anyone Watching the Alito Confirmations on CSPAN?

Alito in CSPAN is great television if you love constitutional jurisprudence. I took a Con Law class and I thought I was going to die with all the reading and assignments that were handed to us the first day of school. The book was thicker and much bigger than the Bible, the yellow pages, and the sears catalog combined. The reader wasn't sidekick lightfoot either. Anyways, I thought I was going to sink in all the academic mumbo-jumbo judge's opinions that we were suppose to read. But guess what?.....I loved it! I love breaking down rules to its most fundamental level. It's similar to the kind of stillness you get when you are meditating as you are stripping the emotion and more emotion out of the cases you are reading. It seems like you transcend all the crap in life and just interpret the law. You feel different....you feel like you are not liberal nor you are conservative, you aren't for this or for that, you aren't better nor worse, you just are. I like that feeling...

Anyways, I found Alito very calm and stoic. hell...he had to sit there for hours listening more than answering. A democrat would pry while a republican would restore his name rightly ffor this confirmation. i have to admit, i have no idea who the hell this dude is and what he has done. but i have heard that he is "very conservative." So far, I have seen a man determined to make a point that one can't judge until he sees the case. One can't judge until he goes through the process that all judges must go through. isn't that all you could ask for? he might be putting on an act...but he is pretty consistent so far. is he going to be chumming with Thomas and Scalia...probably...but what are you going to do. However, I like his response to stare decisis....the constitution can trump stare decisis (precedent) and if it can't then we would still have Plessy v. Fergie (paraphrase) duhh I think Senator Schumer needs to realize that judges like Holmes, and Harlan probably thought stare decisis is a load of crap if it was contrary to the makeup and the needs of society....i just hope he thinks society isn't confined to the middle part of the united states....hehehehehehhe

Oh yeah...College BBall is on!!!

Oh yeah.... this is the time of the year when college football ends and no one really cares other than the only team that ends up number 1 in January. And do we really need the BCS to figure out whose undefeated the whole year. The Rose Bowl was incredible! But I already forgot who won....hehehehehhe

Hell this is the time of the year when the NBA execs are sweating trying to figure out how the hell are they going to keep true bball fans from perennially switching over. Yeah that's right....no commercial needed. You just know its going to be on in the afternoon, at night, and a replay at midnight on ESPN, ESPN2, Fox, hell...your local channels. No egos, no whining, just straight hard game with a coach shouting at your face. The occasional nutty fans who doesn't need a cue to cheer, shout, insult or rush the court doesn't hurt the drama either. I mean...where do you get a game where the fans can literally create a turnover or foul for you?!?!?

You can be the last place in your league and if you are at home, you got a chance to pull it out against the number one team in the country. YOu can be 20 points behind, and if you are in a conference game, you got a chance on to win. All you need is one more run baby!!!

I mean... who wants a sweater with an NBA team, when you can buy a sweatshirt with a college logo, so your parents think you actually have aspirations of going to college?!?!? Where do you get televison where they talk about academic grade point averages with shooting averages?!?!? And who plays this hard knowing they have to go home, without any money, and have finish their "studies."

AND THEY HAVE A TOURNAMENT!!! yeah that's right....a tournament. And speaking of tournament....looks like conneticut and the big east have monster teams to contend with. THe Big 10 is also tough but it aint got the skills, power, and shooting the for the EAST! I'm a Duke hater....and still a Duke hater. No explanation there...it makes no sense at all....but I'm a Duke hater...It all stems from the incredible game against kentucky in the early 90's and dipshit Laettner steps on a Kentucky underdog. I hope UNC whoops them in Cameron and the Dean Dome. I don't even like Coach K. He's frosted in Frosted mini-wheats. He's just going to give you a cavity....you know, the annoying pain in your mouth.

And by the way, my boys from Iowa State is getting as kickin from texas...crap!

First Week Over and the Weekend is a Comin'

Well...a sigh to release all the tension you get the first week back from Winter Break! None of my students had a nervous breakdown. None of my six graders cry because they couldn't find their pencil. No punk eighth grader copped out like Kartman and challenge my authority. all in all a pretty easy week.
I haven't finished all that I had planned this week but that's why you have the weekend...silly! And the weekend will offer you a plethora of amusements like: the local bar, the bar next to the local bar, the favorite bar, your friend's favorite bar; then there is shopping for food, shopping for things you don't need in those 99 cent stores in Chinatown, the shopping where you buy something and you get total buyer's remorse; then we can't forget college basketball on the tele; what about fitting in a workout regiment so you don't feel all coup up in the tiny apartment; of course the obligatory sleeping, cooking, eating, cleaning, bathing; all this while spending quality time with the significant other. And I have to find time planning for next week's lesson plan..... and sex?!?!?!? hell yeah I try....and i start from the end and work my way to the front of my list. Ferris Buehler has got nothing on me!!!!!

First Day of School!

Wow...my kids were wonderful today! They were really excited to be back to school, meet their friends, and learn what Mr. Algones did during the break. They especially wanted to see pictures of me, the fam, friends and especially my girlfriend. They couldn't wait to tell me what they think of her. I went easy on them today and took my time having write a paragraph describing what they had done. I guess it was their way of telling everyone why they were so tickled pink going back to school. I was expecting them to be more talkative but they were really glued on the person reading their personal experiences this past break. I wished there were more details in their paragraphs but i should have done a better job modeling it and really stressing it when I told them about my winter break.

Now if only I can get back to the groove of things. The lesson plans for tomorrow have yet to be part of my conciousness. The bag I lug around from my house to school is still uncomfortable. I still feel i'm going to get the bird flu going through Chinatown every morning but that is the only thing i'm used to. So what am I doing at twelve o'clock at night? That right....watching Men in Black.

This is crazy but I figure writing about this can't get as boring as what I have already written. What if there is a secret organization that fights the evil alien forces around us. And if i was badass like Will Smith, would I join this organization and lose total contact with my love ones? Hell no....i like my world the way it is.....a real mess. And i like the fact that I am doing my best trying to make it better and livable for everyone. i damn sure do not want to lose contact with my girl and the fam. First of all, there is no way of hiding from my girl. She'll use all the powers bestowed upon a persian queen and have her persian mafia find me. i figure a couple hours being late at something....because its usual, and a call to baba (dad -for you folks that don't know farsi) will "take care of it." I'd get a phone call from her in my intergalactic personal phone in an hour.

And what's the point of having a cool job without the benefit of telling your family and making your mom and dad proud of you. I know what you are thinking.....i know exactly what you are thinking....the movie Seven and one of the deadly sins...PRIDE! I can't stand it but a little pride isn't going to hurt anybody...especially when you know your mom is able to run her mouth off talking about her son in a dinner table full of other mothers smiling, smiling as best she can because its the only way she can hold her herself from jumping up and saying "yeah...that's right, you're not the only one that have kids that like you!"
And how the hell are you going to get my mom to forget the hell she went through trying to push me out of her body and having to raise me! No mother is gonna forget......she gonna want payback; and she won't be able to find you of course.....but she sure will feel so depress that you are gone that she will make you feel really really really guilty. Now any alien with half a brain....or whatever matter they have that allows them to think...will surely use that against me. That would be my kryptonite!!!! I rather have my mother feel sorry for me.....that's a no brainer....

Benefits?
I guess you can pretty much sleep with anyone...just flash a light and they forget everything. i could sleep with cindy crawford, demi moore, catherine denueve, ana kournikova, theron, whoever, but not paris hilton cuz i don't want to get herpes. but that would be one lonely living.
Hell...that would suck if you want to have a relationship. I know what you are thinking...i know exactly what you are thinking....the movie Seven and one of the deadly sins...getting into a relationship...heheheheh

I don't know about you people out there in blog world but I really think being in a relationship doesn't make me feel like i'm a vagina at all. No damn Milwaukee Beer Can is going to crash on top of me for being in a relationship. In fact, I like knowing that i have someone to talk to, hug, kiss, touch, caress, support you when you suck at karoake, and scratch your back....and oh wait... do not mind that you toot next to them. YOu live for that sort of woman...and i think i got one...

There is no way I'd take that job to fight off oversize cockroaches that are taking over the Earth. Now if it was a job to rehabilitate rich white men in suites using the flash....i'll surely think about it...hehehehehehehe

Back to Work!

Oh crap! I have to go back to work tomorrow and it's two o'clock in the morning and I'm still up. It's been two weeks since I've gotten up early to go to work. I'm actually excited to go back to work but I haven't done any lesson planning whatsoever. Instead, I'm writing on my blog and watching Menace II Society. Holy crap....they just rolled up on Cain and his cousin, and shot both of them! This movie is so crazy! But any movie with Too Short and his oily face, Old English 40's, and senseless violence is classic.

By the way, what kind of STD is a "willy lump lump"...hehehehehehe

I just hope I can get up in the morning on time and remember all my student's names. I am really excited to know what they did this past two week break. And I really hope they'll be able to tell me in English! ANyways, I figure I'm going to be doing a lot of reviewing. And I really hope I am doing something to keep my kids from believing all this shit in this movie. Damn.....